i'm an amoeba from the sea!

it happens. just stick it on a sticker!
found this gem chillin on my computer.

found this gem chillin on my computer.

i like leafs

leafs YUMMY. the nutritional value is astounding, uncharacteristic. Is this just me, or……

my favourite person in “CHICAGO” is the like Russian one. I feel so badly for her. 

“pop six squish uh oh cicero lipshitz”

fanks jacey for introducing me to this lovely movie.

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

DINOSAURS ALL THE WAY!!! and even better than dinosaurs? DINOSOURS. yummy tasty candy. mm.

Wit beyond measure, is man’s greatest treasure

—J.K. Rowling

Wit beyond measure, is man’s greatest treasure

—J.K. Rowling

its been awhile

while lost is while taken. somedays i forget, that deep down i am a green dinosaur. jk you can totally tell when you look at my surface, but not my circumference. one day i will write an autobiography of the life of Amara Haywood (daughter of Gary and Roxanne) and it will go something along the lines of so: Amara was an average girl, who loved visiting the prosti-spice girls and got impregnated in Greece, after which I am still missing her. A lot. HINT WINK NUDGE NUDGE. heres to the dan rads of the world, jk there is only one, may you forever be hot FANKS. Eat your carrots boys and females! so that you don’t turn into a green dinosaur. Which reminds me. I made stirfry today. tasty tasty.

amara29:

Honestly The Most Embarrasing Picture Ever Taken. I Think About This Night & Im Like Oh God Why Did This Happen? We Went Our Beloved Drama Teachers House, Where We Talk To His Pregnant Wife, Possibly Awoken Her Where She Proceeds To Tell Us That He Is At The Fringe. We Text Him, Hes At Lydia’s. Found Him. We Told He We Were On A Scavanger Hunt. Im Waiting For A Restraining Order In The Mail.

amara29:

Honestly The Most Embarrasing Picture Ever Taken. I Think About This Night & Im Like Oh God Why Did This Happen? We Went Our Beloved Drama Teachers House, Where We Talk To His Pregnant Wife, Possibly Awoken Her Where She Proceeds To Tell Us That He Is At The Fringe. We Text Him, Hes At Lydia’s. Found Him. We Told He We Were On A Scavanger Hunt. Im Waiting For A Restraining Order In The Mail.

(Source: streetkidsofbombay)

hufflepuffs are great finders!

pee or poop, the toilet can take it. wether you be big and weak or small and mighty, you don’t stand a chance for rumbleroar. goodday